Post by ♥Frankie on Aug 10, 2008 22:46:13 GMT -5
[+]How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.[+]
[♥]What's On The Slab?;;[♥]
Frankie
[&hearts]Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover;;[♥]
Male..well..I think so anyway..
[♥]Don't Get Strug Out By The Way I Look;;[♥]Afghan
[♥]Let's Do The Time Warp Again;;
Four Years of Age
[+]So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
If you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
(I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.)[+]
[♥]Formal Dress Is To Be Optional;;[♥]
Oh,honey.I'm a beautiful specimen of Afghan Glory.My pelt is silky,and flowing to my feet.My pelt is a soft black with some auburn tones through it.My body is lean,and ready for just about anything you can throw at me.I walk with my head held high,a swagger to my step,and have both the girls and the guys watching my every move and lusting after me.But there's no harm in giving yourself over to pleasure..
I have a bit of tan like eyeshadow over my eyes,and a little tan "blush" on my cheeks,and white "lipstick" on my lips.Me eyes are the most goregous hazel color you've seen.They have flecks of gold,brown,and green,and are just amazing.My nose,talons,and pads are black,as usual.
My weight is a petite 55 pounds,and stand a perfect 27 inches over you.A large dog... and I look vert feminine.My frame is thin,and my collar is a hot pink color,with a little diamond heart on the front.And I have a hairbow in the hair on my left ear in the same color with the same style of heart.
[♥]Don't Dream It,Be It;;[♥]
I walk with my head held proud.My body swaggers with beauty and your eyes watch.I turn and give you a smile.And I see you shiver with antici---pation.I walk and if you are female,even a male,you watch me with careful consideration.I speak with an eloquent British accent.As I speak,your eyes travel my frame,you can't keep your eyes off of me.I walk with a swing in my hips,and you can hardly resist me.I am not vain.Not in the least.I am more feminine than my male anatomy shows.I guess you could say I'm a transvestite.I walk and speak,and even my collar and hairbow suggest I am female.But I am a full male.
I am a generally..emotional person.I get excited and angry easy,and I have gender-crisis issues.I have to have someone with me,as I suffer from Seperation Anxiety.So Magenta and her brother Riff Raff follow me everywhere.They are my domestic and my handyman.And Columbia lives with a pack,but she visits me often.I raised her from a young age as my daughter of sorts.
I also wander with my male,my..er..traveling companion,Rocky Horror.He is a stud of a male,very sexy,and I am in love..with him,I suppose.He is my favorite.."creation" and he will always be by my side,ever faithful.And I to him.
[+]So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night,it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.[+]
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.[+]
[♥]Come Up To The Lab,And See What's On the Slab;;[♥]
Well,my life started out as any other housepets.I was born and raised in a large home with my four sisters and my mother,our father had been a stray who didn't want anything to do with my mother after we were born.
I'd always been just like my sisters,never really a male.I dressed in nice sweaters in the winter,and wore bows and gemed collars,and had the best grooming and pampering.And I loved it.
It was obvious I was very different from the other males in the neighborhood,and I constantly had to fight to prove myself,so I gained some anger management issues.I grew up,and two of my sisters were sold,leaving my,my sister Emilia and my mother Ginny.My master's always knew I liked dressing like my sisters,so they kept me in hot pink all the time.I actually wore a beautiful seethrough skirt once and adored it.
I grew up into a two year old male,and got the itching to leave my home.There was a female in heat that kept straying near the house,and I was anxious,as I was finally ready to mate.
I had just gotten my hair fixed and had a new collar,a hot pink one with a diamond heart on the front,and a new matching bow on,and when my master opened the door,I darted outside and followed the female out into the streets.
I kept to the streets,but she found another male,and when he attempted to mate with me and discovered I wasn't a female,he flipped out and ran me off.So was my first..male experience.
So I kept to the streets,desperately wanting a puppy of my own,but knowing no female would take a second glance at me.So,I took in a small shivering Chiuahuah puppy I found,named Columbia.She was only four months old.Recently weaned,and left to die after her mother was killed by a car.
So I took in this little girl,and raised her as a daughter of sorts.We stayed together,and I taught her all she needed to know to hunt small animals and learn what she needed to learn.She loved me like a pup would its mother,and I finally felt needed.She soon began to wander farther and farther,and I developed a Seperation Anxiety when she left.
She met a male of her own breed in a pack called The Dirt,and left me to go live with him when she was two.I couldn't join because I knew I'd never be accepted as a pack dog.
So I stayed in my little alley,sobbing night after night,not eating and becoming skinny and sickly.Then Magenta and Riff Raff came along.These two soon became my replacement for Columbia.Magenta and Riff Raff were different breeds,but were brother and sister by adopting each other when Riff Raff's mother(a beautiful Saluki bitch) took in Magenta as her pup when the little Pomerianian's mother died after birthing.
Magenta is my domestic,a maid of sorts,and Riff Raff is my handyman,he fixes problems that needs fixing,and makes sure I don't get too dramatic,a job in itself.I was called "Master" for some odd reason by the two of them,and they've been with me ever since.I also adopted a new little boy,a year old male Golden Retriever by the name of Rocky Horror.I molded him into my.."creation" within a year.We are on/off lovers,as well.
Well,after some shaking up of the city,I decided to find my own pack,some sort of experiments happened,but hell,I'm crazy and odd enough as it is.I just enjoyed the rather orgasmic shakes and finally decided to settle down the Deep Forest Pack.A Pack that is deepest into the forests,so no one would bother me.Now to figure out if I'd be an Alpha or Alphess ;]
[+]So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.[+]
[♥]Dig It,If You Can;;[♥]Street Dog/Ex-House Pet
[♥]My Children Turn On Me;;[♥]
Columbia
Rocky Horror
[♥]I Can Make You A Man;;[♥]
Any available male and female(I'm a wxore),and somewhat exclusively Rocky.
[+]So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.[+][/center][/color][/size]